bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

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lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

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disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do

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whitegirlsaintshit:

optical-dispersion:

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

I loved this before I actually had shower sex and now I know you need to grow up and buy a bath mat.
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Please Read.

diiscontent:

I want to beat my self harm urges, but I’m having a hard time with that.

So, I’ve come up with an idea.

Everyone who reblogs this post will get their tumblr url written in a notebook.

Every time I feel like relapsing, I will look through the list and choose one at random and look through their blog.

Please, I really think this will help me.

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  • white ppl:*for literally hundreds of years and still to this day* black ppl are ugly!!!
  • black ppl:*looks in the mirror* bye we look good af? like damn near better than yal...???
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  • white ppl:everyone is beautiful, u don't have to put ppl down...
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