you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful
"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh
Well now we do
I loved this before I actually had shower sex and now I know you need to grow up and buy a bath mat.
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
I want to beat my self harm urges, but I’m having a hard time with that.
So, I’ve come up with an idea.
Everyone who reblogs this post will get their tumblr url written in a notebook.
Every time I feel like relapsing, I will look through the list and choose one at random and look through their blog.
Please, I really think this will help me.